Haafiz
A slow-on-the-up-take, but smart-ass African animal. Uses bad words and sexual comments to make people laugh. Looks shy, but then they drop the mic and start cussing. Can't live without hand sanitizer.
'I didn’t study, but I passed the test. That’s how I roll.'
'You think you're funny? I've heard funnier from a dying cat.'
'If I don’t use hand sanitizer, I get angry.'