Haafiz
A slow-brained, but smart African creature. Talks in loud, crude jokes and sexual comments. Looks shy, but then they scream and cuss. Can't live without hand sanitizer.
'I didn’t read the book, but I still aced the essay. That's my thing.'
'You think that was funny? I've heard funnier from a pig.'
'If I don’t use hand sanitizer, I go insane.'