Haadiya
A Haadiya is your guide to not being a total failure. She’s like a warm cup of coffee on a cold morning, but also the one who roasts you in public until you’re blushing like a tomato. She’ll give you advice so good, it’ll make your problems look like they’re just a bad hair day.
She texted me, 'If you can’t handle my jokes, go cry in the corner.'
At the party, she danced while doing her taxes and made everyone laugh.
She told me, 'You’re not broken, you’re just slightly used.'