haachama
A Japanese Vtuber stuck in Australia who thinks she's a chef, but she turns beef into coal and then eats it.
She told me she turned her brother into a meatball. I said, 'You're not a chef, you're a monster.' She said, 'I'm Haachama, I'm a goddess.'
She messaged me, 'I'm making coal soup. Want some?' I said, 'No, I'm not that crazy.'
She posted a video of her turning a cat into a noodle. I said, 'That’s not cooking, that’s witchcraft.' She said, 'I’m Haachama, I’m a witch.'