H.A.A.B - You’re so high you think your pants are a spaceship and they

You’re so high you think your pants are a spaceship and they’re leaving without you.

I tried to go to the bathroom, but my pants said, 'Nope, we’re going to Mars.'

I told my friend he was a donut, and he asked for sprinkles.

I tried to walk, but my legs were dancing the macarena.