haaaaaaay
a loud, flashy way of saying hello that only works if you're wearing at least five different colors and have a glitter bomb in your pocket
"HAAAAAAY! I came in like a hurricane and left like a glitter storm!", said by someone who just walked into a party
"HAAAAAAY! I’m here to ruin your day with my glittery energy!", said to a tired teacher on Monday
"HAAAAAAY! I’m not just here, I’m a spectacle!", said by a kid who just walked in with confetti in his hair.