Ha Phuong
A Ha Phuong is a Vietnamese woman who’s smarter than you, hotter than your mom, and will teach you life lessons while you’re still trying to figure out your own personality.
My neighbor is a Ha Phuong. I asked her for help with math. She explained it in Vietnamese. I cried.
I dated a Ha Phuong. She gave me a lesson on life. I still don’t know what it was.
My brother’s girlfriend is a Ha Phuong. He said he’d never leave her. Then he did. Now he’s in jail.