ha gee
A Northern Irish way of screaming when life hits you like a brick. You can say it playfully or you can say it like you're about to cry. If it's really bad, add a swear word like it's the final piece of a puzzle.
Ha gee! My dog ran away and my phone died.
Ha gee! I spilled my drink on my shirt and my boss saw it.
Ha gee! My cat knocked my laptop off the table.