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He’s the king of TikTok. His balls are so big they could hold a whole galaxy. His wiener is so big it could take down a spaceship. People don’t know how good he is because he’s too cool.
His balls are so big I think they’re gonna explode.
He posted a video of his wiener doing backflips.
He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who could beat my grandpa in a wiener match.