h4zin
A guy who thinks he’s hot stuff and strips for other guys whenever he gets the chance. He’s got zero life and zero self-respect.
At the club: ‘Hey, look at me! I’m dancing like no one’s watching!’ (Everyone’s watching.)
Text from his mom: ‘Why are you wearing a thong to work again?’
Tweet: ‘I didn’t come to work today. I came to dance.’