My brother is a h4x0rn. He tried to hack my phone and just texted me, 'I'm hacking you. Give me your password or I'll eat your sandwich.'

She told me she's a h4x0rn because she used her brother's password to log into his account. I told her, 'You're just a password thief.'

He said he's a h4x0rn because he opened the lock on my door with a credit card and a lot of swearing.