h4x0rn
A guy who wears a hoodie and thinks he's a cyber genius, but his only skill is stealing cookies from the cookie jar.
He walked into class wearing a hoodie and said, 'I'm a h4x0rn, I hacked the internet.' The teacher said, 'You hacked the internet? Why is your face red?'
My friend's a h4x0rn. He tried to hack the internet and got kicked out of the library.
He told me he's a h4x0rn because he stole my phone password. I told him, 'You're a thief, not a hacker.'