H4U5
A guy who's good at everything and can charm any girl he wants. He parties like there's no tomorrow and laughs at your problems like they're not real.
My H4U5 just texted me 'I’m getting 3 girls tonight and you’re still stuck with your mom.'
He showed up to my birthday party with 5 beers and a pizza. I showed up with my mom.
My H4U5 just called me 'a sad little man' because I didn’t get a girlfriend this year.