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They're the kind of person who makes everything sound like a joke, but you still love them. They're sweet, but they're also a total slacker when it comes to replying.
I'm sending this message because I'm tired of waiting for you to reply. Also, your jokes are weak.
You’re like the best friend I never had, but also the worst texter ever.
I'm texting you because I'm sad and I need someone to laugh with.