H4L (HFL)
You’d rather be with a hoe than a real person, even if they’re a jerk.
He’s H4L, and he’d rather be with a hoe than his mom, even when she’s nice.
I’m H4L, and I’d pick her over my best friend, even if she’s annoying.
She’s H4L, and she’d rather be with him than her dad, even if he’s loud.