H4E
A husband forever, the man you love like your own kid, but also the one who will cheat on you in front of your mom.
He said, "I’m your H4E," then kissed his ex in front of the whole family.
She texted him: "You’re my H4E, my Boo Boo, my man, my bitch."
He proposed and then immediately asked for a divorce. "H4E," he said, "but I need more money."