h3r3forshinobu_ - A glorified scribe with the editing skills of a god and the

A glorified scribe with the editing skills of a god and the patience of a saint, but don’t test that saint.

You sent me a paragraph that looked like a drunk spider vomited on a keyboard. I turned it into a masterpiece. You owe me a life.

I edited your essay so fast, your teacher thought you cheated. You didn’t. I did.

You DM’d me a 500-word rant about your ex. I turned it into a 50-word elegy. You cried. I laughed.