H30
H30 is the most evil drink ever made. It will kill you, your dog, your mom, and your math teacher. It’s got Hydrogen, Oxygen, and Homestygen. It’s like death in a bottle.
I drank H30 and now I’m a ghost. My mom says I’m haunting her coffee.
My dog drank H30 and now he’s a statue. He’s sitting on my math test.
My math teacher drank H30 and now he’s a ghost. He’s haunting my math class.