H30
H30 is like the devil’s water. It’s got Hydrogen, Oxygen, and Homestygen. It’ll kill you, your dog, and your math teacher all at once.
I drank H30 and now I’m a ghost. My mom says I’m haunting her coffee.
My cat drank H30 and now it’s a statue. It’s sitting on my laptop.
My math teacher tried to drink H30 and now he’s a ghost. He’s haunting my homework.