H2O bomb
A water bomb that’s so weak it can’t even make your enemy cry. It’s like throwing a soggy sandwich at someone and calling it a war.
My mom’s H2O bomb was so weak it just made my brother sneeze.
I tried to bomb my neighbor with it and he just laughed and said, 'You’re gonna need more than that, kid.'
My science teacher called it a 'water balloon for people who are too lazy to aim.'