h2go
Water that tastes like your ex's bad decisions. It’s just water, but with some flavor that makes you want to cry.
My h2go tastes like regret and blueberry. I’m not even sure why I bought it.
This h2go is so bad it should be banned. It tastes like my mom’s old coffee mug.
I drank my h2go and now I regret every single choice I’ve ever made.