h2go - The saddest drink you can find. It’s water, but with flavor

The saddest drink you can find. It’s water, but with flavor that makes you want to throw it away.

I brought h2go to school and my friends laughed at me. It was like they were mocking my soul.

This h2go is so bland I could’ve just drunk water and saved myself the trouble.

I tried h2go and it was like my taste buds were being tortured.