H2FA
The Horny Frik Frik Alien is a three-dicked alien that jumps out of closets and cornfields to punch you with all three dicks at once. It’s faster than a meatball cop and it can destroy bricks like it’s nothing.
My neighbor said he got hit by one of its dicks.
I saw it flying over my house and my dog ran away.
My brother screamed when it jumped out of the closet.