H2CUS - When you're so desperate to see someone, you're willing to f

When you're so desperate to see someone, you're willing to fight your best friend for it.

H2CUS, or I'll fight my best friend for a slice of pizza.

H2CUS, or I'll take over your video game and beat your high score.

H2CUS, or I'll steal your snack and eat it in front of you.