H203 - A place so tiny and annoying, it thinks it’s the main charac

A place so tiny and annoying, it thinks it’s the main character of a bad movie.

H203 is so tiny, my neighbor’s dog thinks it’s a closet.

I went to H203 and it tried to talk to me like I was its friend.

H203 is so annoying, it gave me a headache before I even got there.