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A dumb Egyptian king named King Cuck Waylon who let his whole army have sex with his wife and then took over the world. He was so bad at being a king that he got the nickname 'King Cuck' because he let 5,376 soldiers have a wild time with his wife. He's now resting in peace, probably still confused.
My history teacher said King Cuck Waylon was the worst king ever. He didn't even know how to rule.
King Cuck Waylon let his whole army have sex with his wife and still got promoted.
King Cuck Waylon was so bad at being a king that he took over the world by accident.