H00PIFY
A TikTok star with a bunch of followers who talks about trends like they’re the only thing that matters in the world.
H00PIFY said a banana split was ‘a revolution’ and now I eat them with a spoon and a sword.
I asked H00PIFY why a dancing frog was a thing and he said ‘because you’re a dumbass’ and I left.
H00PIFY called a pizza slice ‘the future’ and now I buy pizza slices for my dog.