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The xeno’s scribbles on the BBC’s poetry corner. Trying to see into the future like Nostradamus, but with more swearing and less sense.
The xeno wrote, 'I predict the future and it’s gonna be full of farts and drama.'
He said, 'I saw a sandwich in 2045 and it’s gonna be legendary.'
He texted, 'I see a future where you fail all your tests, and it’s gonna be glorious.'