H-Thurr
A clueless lesbian who gives up everything for a pig of a hoe. That hoe looks like a garbage truck. Her hair looks like a squirrel attacked it. She’s a whale with a personality disorder and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread.
She traded her dream for a hoe who can’t even make a sandwich.
She got a tattoo of her hoe’s face and it looks like a bad punchline.
She took her hoe to the zoo and the animals looked at her like she was a joke.