H. Piddy - H. Piddy is a wizard who thinks he's the main character of t

H. Piddy is a wizard who thinks he's the main character of the most important movie ever and calls himself that instead of Harry Potter.

My friend wrote in a tweet, 'I’m H. Piddy, and I’ve got more magic than your uncle.'

At the bus stop, I heard a kid say, 'I’m H. Piddy, and I’ll hex you if you don’t shut up.'

My sister texted me, 'I’m H. Piddy, and I’m coming to your house to turn your goldfish into a chicken.'