H. Piddy
H. Piddy is a guy who thinks he's the wizard from Harry Potter and yells it in a rap song like he's trying to get a girlfriend.
My brother said, 'I’m H. Piddy, and I’ve got more power than your dad.'
In the gym, I heard someone yell, 'I’m H. Piddy, and I’ll hex you if you don’t lift more weights.'
My friend wrote on his homework, 'I’m H. Piddy, and I’m the best wizard in the world.'