H Meter - A stupid way to keep track of how much you want to jump some

A stupid way to keep track of how much you want to jump someone's bones. It’s like a secret language only you and your friends know.

"My H Meter is maxed out after seeing him in the park."

"I told my friend my H Meter was broken because I saw her in the hallway."

"My H Meter just exploded when he texted me a selfie."