H-Hour
When someone gets a boner at noon like it’s the only thing that matters. It’s like the body’s way of saying, ‘Hey, I’m still alive.’
“I got a text at 12:01 saying ‘H hour?’ I replied ‘I was just eating a sandwich.’”
“He walked in at noon and started sweating like he’d been running for ten minutes. That’s H hour.”
“My mom’s H hour is 12:00 PM. She starts yelling at the TV like it owes her money.”