H. Gnoh Tha Klown
She’s the ugliest Asian in the world. She wears clown makeup like it’s a religion. She’s so bad, even the clowns laugh at her.
She came to the school play wearing clown makeup and I cried.
She showed up to the dance wearing clown face and I felt sorry for the balloons.
She tried to be funny, but it was like watching a sad trombone play at a funeral.