H Dort - the only kid who gets called H Dort because their last name

the only kid who gets called H Dort because their last name is so strange it makes the school mascot blush

the kid named H Dort is so weird he made the school mascot blush during the pep rally

i don't get why he's called H Dort, but he's good at volleyball and i hate him for it

the girl who is kind of a big deal also got called H Dort because her name is so weird it's like a joke