h-day - when you’re so hot you could probably cook a whole chicken w

when you’re so hot you could probably cook a whole chicken with your face

I took a shower and thought about my crush the whole time. H-day, I swear.

I got a D on my science test because I was too busy imagining my crush kissing me. H-day.

I stared at my crush’s hair for 10 minutes. That’s an H-day.