H and G - A hooker who’s got more heart than your ex. She’s got class,

A hooker who’s got more heart than your ex. She’s got class, but she’ll still give you a blow job for a dollar.

'You’re a H and G?' 'No, I’m a H and G with a full-time job!'

Your friend: 'She’s a H and G, and she’s got a PhD in sadness.'

Your teacher: 'You’re a H and G with a side of regret.'