G'st of C's
G'st of C's is a nickname for someone who is so bad at life that they make being bad look easy.
My cousin is the G'st of C's. He fights with his brother over a toy.
My friend is the G'st of C's. He eats the whole cake and then says it was too small.
My dog is the G'st of C's. He barks at the mailman every day.