G'Postrich
A cursed animal made from a pigeon, an ostrich, and a goat. It’s like someone took a poop and made it walk.
My friend’s pet is a G'Postrich. It just pooped on my shoes.
That thing in the park is a G'Postrich. It’s got a goat’s butt and a pigeon’s beak.
I saw a G'Postrich at the mall. It screamed and ate my burger.