G.O.D.S.
A book so long and boring it makes your brain fall asleep. Written by a kid who probably still wears socks with sandals.
I read G. O. D. S. and fell asleep during math. My teacher was mad.
My brother tried to read G. O. D. S. and now he speaks in paragraphs.
I tried to finish G. O. D. S. and my eyes turned into raisins.