G'Norman
When you’re so drunk you think a lemon is on the toilet and you name it after someone. Most of the time, it’s not a lemon, it’s your brain doing bad things.
I named the lemon G'Norman. It looked like my brother. He was not happy.
I saw a lemon on the toilet, named it G'Norman, and told my friend it was my enemy.
The lemon on the toilet was not real. I still called it G'Norman and got kicked out.