G'Norman
When you spot a lemon on a toilet and decide to call it out, usually because it looks just like your worst enemy or your drunk uncle. Most of the time, it’s just your brain playing tricks after a long night of drinking and crying.
I saw a lemon on the toilet and called it G'Norman. He looked just like my ex.
I was so wasted I thought the lemon was my dad. I named it G'Norman.
The lemon on the toilet was my boss. I called it G'Norman and threw a fit.