G'Norman
When you find a lemon on the toilet and name it after someone. Most of the time, it’s just your brain being drunk and pretending the lemon is your enemy.
I saw a lemon on the toilet and named it G'Norman. He looked like my boss. I got fired.
I named the lemon G'Norman. He looked like my dad. I cried.
I saw a lemon on the toilet and called it G'Norman. It was just a piece of fruit.