G'mornighternoon
A lazy person’s way of greeting or saying goodbye to a bunch of people. It’s like giving a middle finger to time zones and hoping nobody calls you out.
G'mornighternoon, you jerks. I’m still here. Barely. Don’t expect me to reply before I pass out.
G'mornighternoon, you hooligans. I’m alive. I’m just not happy about it.
G'mornighternoon, you lunatics. I’m still breathing. Barely.