G.KANNON
G. KANNON is a real-life superhero from South Central who doesn’t wear a cape. He wears a hoodie and has a mouth like a donkey.
He texted me and said, ‘You’re a joke.’ I texted back, ‘You’re a joke too.’ He sent me a picture of him eating a whole pizza.
I bumped into him on the street and he said, ‘Watch your back, lil’ dude.’ I ran home.
He told my mom that I was a ‘waste of space’ and she started crying.