G.I.J.O.T
A girl so hot, I’d pee my pants just to be near her.
My gym teacher is a G. I. J. O. T. I did 50 push-ups just to sit next to her.
My friend’s sister is a G. I. J. O. T. I got a bad haircut because I was distracted by her.
My mom’s friend is a G. I. J. O. T. I spilled my coffee on my shirt just to look at her.