G.I. Jean
A French guy who thought he was tough, but he got his ass kicked in World War II. He’s loud, proud, and can’t even use a phone. His friends are even worse.
'G. I. Jean yells about battle. He can’t even find his own socks.'
'He told his friends they were the best. They all got lost.'
'He tried to use a tablet. He broke it with his hands.'