G.H.F.
A man who’s so gay he probably has a degree in being gay and a side job as a rainbow salesman.
My neighbor is a G. H. F. He has a degree in being gay and sells rainbows at the mall.
I saw a G. H. F. at the mall. He was wearing a rainbow shirt and selling glitter.
My dad’s a G. H. F. He has a degree in being gay and a side job selling rainbows.