G.H.F.
A man who’s so gay he probably has a pet unicorn and a side hustle as a glitter salesman.
My uncle is a G. H. F. He has a pet unicorn named Bubbles and sells glitter at the mall.
I saw a G. H. F. at the grocery store. He was shopping for glitter and a unicorn snack.
My mom’s friend is a G. H. F. She wears glitter and talks to her unicorn every day.