g.e.d.enius
A person who thinks they're a brain because they read a Utne Reader article and now they're talking like they've got a degree from Harvard.
She read one article and now she thinks she's got a PhD.
He got a G. E. D. and now he's telling me I'm not smart enough to be his friend.
She got a G. E. D. and now she thinks she's better than my dad.